Snow Turds

I think everyone is a little OC about something. My obsessive-compulsive tic is kicking off snow turds. You know, snow turds are that ice and snowy build up behind your car tires, they get up into the wheel wells. I want, and need to kick them off–all the time. I have a hard time controlling myself in parking lots. Other cars snow turds call to me, “Come, and kick me loose. I bet you can get me to fall off in one big chunk.” I am powerless. I used to think that maybe it was just me that got such satisfaction from kicking them; but I am finding that I am not alone. There are others out there. It is so freeing to come out and say it, “I like to kick snow turds! “ There, I said it, I feel so much better. Maybe I will start a support group. What would we call ourselves? Turd kickers anonymous isn’t specific enough. There just might be people out there who like to kick dog turds. And who am I to judge?