Thursday, January 29, 2009

Carrie Fisher-isms

Well, I just finished reading Carrie Fishers new book, "Wishful Drinking." I have to highly suggest this book, it's a fast read, and very entertaining. I read it today while the kids were at the dentist, and the other people in the waiting room must have thought I was crazy. I would go from chuckles to giggles to laughing so hard I was crying. Man, this woman is funny. Messed up, but funny. When she's talking about sending out delivery announcements after her daughter was born, she sent this out (Sarah and Elizabeth, you might want to take notes)

Someone's summered in my stomach,
Someone's fallen through my legs,
To make an infant omelet,
Simply scramble sperm and eggs.

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