In these tough economic times people need all the help they can get. As a community service I’d like to help by giving some tips for nailing the all important job interview.
Prospective new employers love creative employees, so now is the time to break out the vinyl jumpsuits and faux leopard fur vests. Wow them with your fashion forward thinking. Another over looked area is hygiene. Clean hair, nails and teeth are boring, try green nail polish and artfully applied fake tattoos.
How you address the interviewer should depends on their gender, females love to be called “Toots” and males “Dude/Man.” Make sure you start the interview with your latest interpretive dance routine (I can’t be the only one out there who has more then one routine) with or without music.
There are areas in the interview process that allow you to let your personality shine through. Ask about the company’s harassment policies, and then wink at the interviewer. Other important questions are about the company’s dating protocol, drug testing, how long you have to work there before you qualify for un-employment, disability and vacation time for your annual trip to Baja to watch the shrew migration. You should always ask, “So, where are all the hot chicks/guys around here?” and “does casual Friday include nudity?”
With my tips I hope you are able to make a lasting impression. Good luck on your job quest.
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Hi,
This is an interesting perspective. Thanks a lot for sharing the useful information on job interview.
As a mode of preparing for job interview it would be a good idea to check in with people who are already working in the concern to casually understand what you are expected to be and do in your current job. There is nothing like talking to a senior who already works there who might be able to help you through the process of the interview. Overall staying in the moment and absolutely calm helps you keep your peace and poise through any number of stumbling questions that you might be thrown at. You must at all point keep your calm and voice your opinions and answers firmly.
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