"He Farted On You? That Just Means He Likes You"

Last week Tess came home from school and complained about a boy in her kindergarten class farting on her. Yes, I said he farted on her. When Tess told us my hubby (God love him) commented to Tess, “That means he likes you Sweetie.” That was what I was thinking too, or that maybe she started it.
The story is cute so far but far from over. A couple of days later, a friend of mine who works in the school told me she overheard some kindergarten teachers talking about Tess and so she got in on the conversation to find out what they were saying. Tess’ teacher was horrified that a little boy in class backed up to Tess, parked his butt on her leg and farted on her in class. My friend’s reaction was beautiful. Laughing, she told the teachers, “Tess has three big brothers; she probably started it by farting on him first.”
Just another example of the joys of kids—they can keep you laughing.